chaz720.net - journal

August 30, 2000

'Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me. Like any hot blooded woman. I have simply wanted an object to crave. But you, you're not allowed. You're uninvited. An unfortunate slide. It must be strangely exciting. To watch the stoic squirm. Must be somewhat hard telling, to watch them burn me shepherd. But you you're not allowed. You're uninvited. An unfortunate slide. Like any uncharted territory. I must seem greatly intriguing. You speak of my love like. You have experienced love like mine before. But this is not allowed. You're uninvited. An unfortunate slide. I dont think you unworthy. I need a moment to deliberate.'

Could it be that I (of all people) play just a little bit too much counter-strike? I don't feel that it interferes with my work, or doing other things, but I've gotten a few little hints, ahem. Top Ten Signs you have been playing, altogether too much counter-strike:

It never takes you more than 4 shots to kill someone, regardless of the gun or range
you are then repeatedly accused of cheating cause you are too accurate.
people recognise your online handle... ...on a server you've never played before
You have ever tried to defuse your alarm clock in the morning
you make rap songs about counter-strike
as soon as the crosswalk signle says walk, you yell "Go, Go, Go" and run across the street
You have CS-National Enquirer bookmarked
you have ever started a conversation with, "So I was playing counter-strike..."
you have ever pressed B-8-4-4 and left clicked twice when you were pissed off
if you laughed at that last joke, or visualized the cs buy menu in your head

Okay so maybe not every single one of those is true... ...I don't have a bookmark to the CS-Enquirer, -Aeflux sucks.

Well today was hot and shitty. Tomorrow's forecast is hot and shitty. We have crappy weather fronts moving in from the north and south. And these will most likely mix to create a large quantity of suck-ass weather well into next week, Thank you for tuning in. I have a theory that I have deduced about people getting hammered in college. People call drinking a "social" action. You are supposed to get drunk, and then it loosens you up and you can then feel very comfortable making an ass out of yourself. I don't think this is the part of drinking that is social. I think the social part of drinking comes well after the fact. It's when people sit around (sober) and tell stories of stupid things they have done while they were drunk. Everyone laughs, and it brings people closer together. That's the social part of drinking. You'd be surprised what people will laugh at you having done if you precede it with, "So I was really drunk this one time and I..." and anything short of murder or rape will be found humorous as the next part of that sentence. I, myself, have never partaken in an alcohol abuse before, so I can not speak on my own behalf. I am merely stating what I see other people do. That goes for anything else I've ever said that is even slightly incriminating on this site before...(cough)

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