September 04, 2000 | 'Why drink the water from my hand? Contagious as you think I am Just tilt my sun towards your domain Your cup runneth over again. Don't scream about Don't think aloud Turn your head now baby Just spit me out Don't worry about Don't speak of doubt Turn your head now baby Just spit me out Why follow me to higher ground? Lost as you swear I am. Don't throw away your basic needs, Ambiance and vanity. December promise you gave unto me December whispers of treachery December clouds are now covering me December songs no longer I sing' | Wee! okay well, SG posted my two counter-craps, along with another one by "peto" that I was literally laughing my ass off at. I almost needed CPR but I'll be damned if I was gonna let Hans get anywhere near me.
So this three day weekend comes to a close and I have accomplished little other than counter-strike and counter-crap, Given I went out on Saturday, but other than that I am a worthless sloth. He he, it was fun though, and my brain isn't melting due to boredom or anything, so it's cool.
Oh and today, we decided to fire up the George Forman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine to get some cheeseburger action going on. And Hans decides to cook his first, but he didn't thaw it properly, and when he got done cooking it he realized that the whole thing had just become really really nasty and just generally had a grodiness to it, So I grab a beff patty from the freezer, throw it in the microwave, hit the "meat thaw" butten, and let it go to work, I turn around, and Hans is trying to stuff the entire cheeseburger down the garbage disposal. Let me tell, you, that is by far the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, I mean wtf!?!? He managed to cram the whole thing down the drain, but I mean, c'mon, wtf?!?!? Oh well.
I got like 15 e-mails so far from people about my counter-craps, so I think that's really cool, I took the time to thank each of them for the compliment, cause you figure they go out of their way, why not return the favor?
It is getting to the point where I think jsut about everyone is back in college, so I would like to wish all of my friends one more good luck on their freshman/sophomore year. Good luck, and may the force be with you or something.
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