chaz720.net - journal

December 19, 2000

I am colorblind. Coffee black, and egg white. Pull me out from inside. I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am... Taffy stuck and tongue tied. Stuttered, shook, and uptight. Pull me out from inside. I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am... ...fine. I am covered in skin; no one gets to come in. Pull me out from inside. I am folded, and unfolded, and unfolding. I am, colorblind. Coffee black, and egg white. Pull me out from inside. I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am... ...fine. I am... ...fine. I am fine.

I will not rest until all the evil color is gone from windows... To much crap drawing attention away from actual thing I am trying to use. I like color in websites... not my site, but sites in general. I like colors that are mellow, not too bright on the eyes, just all kinda flowing into one another, low contrast that's it. Maybe it's because I usually use my computer at night most of the time. But I think the color in windows is no good, all my winodws system colors are various shades of gray and, you can sk joel about this one if you don't believe me, I went through and edited out all the color in my favorite winamp skin so I wouldn't have color there. I like the utilitarian part of my computer to be just that, I don't want "flair" when I am going to get a program or going to pick an mp3. Right now I am driving a loaner car that my dad got so that us three siblings wouldn't have to fight over one car for a month. The car is black, with black and gray interior, and I love it, I love that color scheme. People think that grays are depressing and lifeless, I disagree. Find a good picture of someone that you have on your computer and get rid of the color in photoshop or paintshop or whatever, and then tell me you don't like grays.

Hans got his hands on a brand-spiffy-new Playstation 2 tonight, and there was much rejoicing.

Hans pointed out that the prices of PS2s on eBay were coming down quite a bit as now it is a bit late to still get them before Christmas, but mind you, this is a price drop from the average, what was it, something like $1400? Okay, so I've played it now and I can see that is one fantastic gaming console, I can't warrent anyone spending that kind of money on a console. in fact I can think of a few things I would like other than a PS2 with values up to $1400

actual copies of NGE - if plan D or E from yesterday's infamous "half plan, half last scurry" were to come true it would make me a happy person
A 21" monitor for my computer - as I already have the proccessing power of a playstation 2 in my computer, I think a huge screen is the only thing keeping me from the pure goodness that could be my computer
A down payment on a car - as much fun as pretending to drive my ass around at 200+ mph, it's even more fun not to have to walk my ass anywhere at 10- mph
A very large hat made from a taco shell - I can fill the entire thing with salsa, strap it on my head, and dance around to "Arrow - Hot, Hot, Hot" while people people eat the nachos off my head
The hornet gun from half life - I could run around and shoot hornets at people, I mean c'mon, how can you honestly get tried in court for shooting hornets at people, you could use it as the perfect weapon...
DA: your honor, we intend to prove that the defendent used a hornet's nest as a weapon to shoot hornets at the large groups of innocent nuns-
Judge Judy: HAHAHAHAHA... ...get out of my courtroom
plastic surgury - I would make myself look like I was smiling everywhere I went like lenny from the simpson's, that way through facial feedback I would be happy all the time
lots of beer - JUST HOOK IT TO MY VAIN!!!!!!!1
$1400 of gold - because gold is shiney, and it's really expensive so if I had a bunch I'd be rich or something
A "huge-ass" lens for my camera - 'cause I'm having a hard time following crisby's stalker guide without one :(

See aren't those much more fun than a Playstation 2? Just think of the hours of fun that each and everyone provides, I could smile as people at nachos off my head at hornet-point, watch NGE on my new golden 21" mon, getting drunk while my camera watched over my car for me. Now that would be the life, or as some of us like to call it, Thursday.

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