chaz720.net - journal

November 27, 2001

I want you to know he's not coming back. look into my eyes, i'm not coming back. so knives out. catch the mouse. dont look down. shove it in your mouth. if you'd been a dog, they woulda drowned you at birth. look into my eyes. it's the only way you'll know i'm telling the truth. so knives out. cook him up, squash his head. put him in the pot. I want you to know, he's not coming back. he's bloated and frozen. still there's no point letting it go to waste. so knives out, catch the mouse. squash his head. put him in the pot.

I know a while ago I made a joke associating attempting to defuse your alarm clock in the morning with an obsession towards counter-strike. But now let me tell you I haven't played counter-strike in a really long time, and I assure you I am an avid snoozer.

This morning I think it finally dawned on me the kind of random thoughts that go through my head in the morning when my alarmclock goes off. Initially it catches me by surprize and I am startled into waking. BEEP BEEP BEEP *WHACK* I very quickly swing over the arm to hit the snooze button. At this point I realize I have had a close call, and it is just a short time before the second attack, and boy is it ever going to be relentless. I regroup and consider my strategy for defense 7 minutes from now. Perhaps I will sniff out a weekness besides the snooze button which will defeat my advisary once and for all. Pull the plug? no no, that will kill the clock part of the alarm and I like being able to see what time it is. This must be a precision strike, and that means no casualties...

BEEP BEEP BEEP *WHACK* whoa, that was close... I guess I spent too much time thinking about it that time. I need to be more careful this time around. I need more time, and in the clock lies the key. No, more sleep simply isn't good enough. For I can never have enough as my class is in just 45 minutes. I must find a combination of buttons I can press, and such a combination must exist, that will allow me to freeze all time and space and sleep all day, and yet miss out on nothing. I have a magic alarm clock and I have not yet discovered how to release it's power on the world. It's a shame I don't, but there's no better time than now, because I have at least another two minutes until the alarm will go off again... or was it one...

BEEP BEEP BEEP *WHACK* my calculations were off! such careless mistakes will not go unpunished much longer. I must find a way to ration my time such that I don't get cought of guard again, I must zzzzz...

BEEP BEEP BEEP *WHACK* what the!?! Ah crap my class is in 10 minutes!!

Well today marks this things second birthday, but don't think this means ya'll will be getting cake or nothin'. I was going to do some graphical changes to make the site look a little cooler but the plan fell through when the images in flash and the images in html refused to line up properly despite much coaxing. Maybe this weekend I'll give it another shot, but it may take more work then it's really worth. Sadly I must leave this party (as exciting as I was prepared for it to get!!!) because I have a physics test tomorrow which needs some studying for... bleh... *WHACK* damnit it didn't go away.

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