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| Well certainly not sparklers, they would be a fire hazard. But I think streamers and maybe some balloons are not too much to ask when you're dying in a fire. Or better yet, if it shot you in the face with seltzer water. 04/05/2006-2:14pm | ||
| Im not so sure that there is much humorous about fires anyway... therefore the function of the button shouldnt be expected to be funny.... it clearly doesnt shoot streamers and sparklers... 04/05/2006-1:32pm | ||
| Are you suggesting I burn my apartment building down? 04/04/2006-7:52pm | ||
| only one way to find out... 04/04/2006-11:46am | ||
| it plays a message: "would you rather burn to death of freeze to death? oh wait... nevermind" 04/04/2006-8:42am | ||
| well sure, I'll bet that's what would happen in a world that was devoid of humor 04/04/2006-8:39am | ||
| calls the fire department? 04/04/2006-8:15am | ||
| They took the elevator in my building out of service for an afternoon to install a button that reads "to be used in case of fire only" but the sign gives no further explaination as to what the button does. So, what do you suppose it does? 04/03/2006-10:12pm | ||
| "when" ? 04/03/2006-1:28pm | ||
| I am fixing the world, but right now there's more important problems than spammers, so in the mean time, type "yoga" and please be patient. 04/03/2006-12:48pm | ||
| The world doesn't suck i dont want to type "more" fix the world RYAN 04/03/2006-7:41am | ||
| you have to type "fork" because the world sucks. 04/02/2006-3:34pm | ||
| 4831824.stm [bbc.co.uk] 04/01/2006-8:02pm | ||
| kenny loggins? and honestly.... why the hell do I have to type "fork" to post a message.... 03/31/2006-9:39am | ||
| Haha, nice editing job there. Now I'm going to have that damned Billy Ocean song stuck in my head all day... 03/30/2006-2:20pm | ||