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October 26, 2000
Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think. I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks. I never have to worry about gettin' a man, if I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see people work and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle. 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D. 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook. Why should I bother when I look like I look? I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy: so what! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a TV show, and this was my audition... um, okay what was it? um, okay don't tell me, oh yeah okay, "Duck Magnum! Duck!" 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW, but I got a porsche. 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D. 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? I just want to say that being choosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment that I will remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my forth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true. But with my hair and body, you would be too. 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L- I don't know. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grr, friggin B on my math test ahgragh, that's just annoying, always with the little ridiculous stupid errors I tell you. This calc class involves the most obscene equations I have ever had to deal with and they just scream, "make a dumb, mistake, c'mon, yeah you, I'm talking to you, I know you want to!" All we do all dsy long is take 3 equations and turn them into 5 equations, then we take those five equations and turn them into a dozen equations, then we solve the dozen equations for 8 variables, and discard the 7 of those answers that aren't zero. That is one piece of advice I offer all you people that are going to be taking math242 (or whatever they call calculus of several variables at your school), the answer is always "0" or "no, it doesn't". That's all you really need to know. Speaking of things to know about college, something awful posted a Guide to collge life, here's a little excerpt:
Since you are attending college, it is a basic assumption you will develop a drinking disorder (if you are a lady, you are expected to get an eating disorder as well). In order to reach this goal in the quickest time, you need to know how to do it right. Starting off, try soft wine coolers like "Boone's Strawberry Hill", "Turbo Dog's 100% Dope Rasberry Booze", or "Scotch." Eventually you will need to progress to drinking beer. There are high-class beers such as "Heiniken," which are brewed from pure barley oats and glacier water. On the opposite side of the spectrum, there are beers made from freshly cut crab grass and goat urine, like "Red Dog" and anything that costs under $1.25 for a 12-pack. For you "hardcore" drinkers or "fucking idiots," try wild things like body shots. For a body shot, you'll need some Vodka, fruit, salt, and a rotting corpse from your local graveyard. Take the Vodka (known as the "shot" part) and pour some in the corpses rectal chamber (known as the "body" part), then drink. If you notice anybody giving you odd looks or running away, this is because they're stunned by how cool you are.


Ah yes, Something Awful, once again, telling it how it is. Today was a fun day in the old engineering lab, we got to play with multiplexors... ...yay! multiplexors... ...cough. There was a kellhounds game today that I played in because apparently a couple people didn't feel the need to show up so I just got played. I played pretty well, but when I didn't have money and had to by the crappier guns I playesd like crap. I was owning with the aug for the first time in a long time, I'm usually not all that great with that gun but it is pretty nice. We didn't win the match, but getting killing three people and jumping off the second floor and landing on top of the last guy and shooting him in the head to win the round made the whole game worthwhile.

Joel and I spent too much time tonight writing mIRC scripts so that we can be cool and all that other crap on IRC, so as to awe all the other dork IRC people. And frustrate people when they try to figure out how we do it.

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